Well, what do you think happens when, all of a sudden, Buhrdur, two cave trolls and a whole host of goblins suddenly descend upon a Harad town? Read on to find out!
My brother and I have done a bit of a re-mix on an old battle report from a couple of years ago. It's essentially the "uprising" mission from the original Harad book. The guys in the town start off with 550 points, three heroes (one chieftain, two hasharii). The troll force has Buhrdur, two cave trolls and lots of goblins for a total of 450 points.
The scenario is for the Harad heroes to try and make it on board a boat handily anchored off shore. The troll force has to stop them. Every turn D3 goblins that have been slain can come back as reinforcements off a board edge chosen by whoever has priority.
Just to make it even more interesting, no warriors may begin within 8cm of one another. As you can see from our initial setup below, this makes for quite a messy game! A whole lot of fun messy game! The only exception to this rule is that the Harad heroes (who start at the far - northern - end) may have three bodyguards each.
Now I'm tired, I have an assignment due soon and want to get my loose ends tied up before I make a start on Diablo III, so this will be more of an annotated battle report rather than anything particularly prosaic, I hope you'll understand!
Starting board from the opposite corner...
In turn one, all of the archers on the rooftops shot at one another! For dramatic effect anybody dying near a building edge fell screaming to the ground below (of course). The harad warriors who had bows were given the warrior of karna upgrade, which made them hit on a 3+ rather than a 4+ and over the course of the game it made them really excellent archers! On the first turn of archery the goblins killed one Harad archer for four goblins killed in return.
It was fun having "streets" with alleys to shoot down. There were melees breaking out all over the place (as well as archers thudding down from above).
There were a few two-on-one fights in the first turn, though these were hard fought and went both ways.
In the ruins, one Harad spearman managed to hold off a few goblins for a couple of turns!
Starting so spread out it was quite chaotic, so different to the usual spear block formations and groups of archers.
At the end of turn 1 the goblins had lost 9 of their number for 5 Harad losses.
Turn 2 saw priority going to the goblins, three more goblins popped onto the battlefield as reinforcements. There was never a problem having some to be taken from the pile of dead =)
Sinbane the Hasharin was charged by a suicidal goblin who knew that he had to try and slow down the humans for the cave trolls. He paid for his bravery in green, sticky blood.
The spear-troll made short work of his first opponent, skewering him with a spear bigger than the man's body!
Another gratuitous alley shot. One lucky goblin =)
Buhrdur heads towards the middle of the board for the most options.
As you can see from the pictures, there were plenty of deaths on both sides.
Mr. Lucky here is still going!
The three goblin archer reinforcements fire and kill a watcher. Because the humans can outrun the goblins I tended to bring in archer reinforcements.
The chieftain and his entourage head towards the ruins.
At the end of Turn 2 the Haradrim have pretty much secured the rooftops, having slain most of the goblin archers up there.
Turn 3 has priority with the goblins again, another three reinforcements come on. The spear-troll continues smashing his way towards the hasharin hero, brutally stabbing a watcher in a spray of blood and gore.
The haradrim archers are doing a good job of killing goblins, the 3+ roll to hit is doing well. There were 10 archers, and I think the upgrade is something like 2 points. You go from a 50% chance to hit to a 67% chance to hit, or from about 5 hits per turn to 6 or 7 per turn.
This game was to last on the order of 10 turns (I won't spoil it yet by telling you how long it went for) so that's about 50 hits in the game expected from 10 archers unupgraded to about 67 hits when they're upgraded. Those extra 17 hits only need to kill 4 goblins to make it worthwhile and given that there's a 1 in 3 chance of killing a goblin with a bow, you'd expect to kill about 6. In other words, for this particular game the upgrade was worthwhile.
Also it's nice psychologically to hit on a 3 =) (Actually, you have a slightly better chance of killing due to the poison arrows come to think of it - although you get them without the upgrade anyway.) And you don't get all of those kills because some of the archers die during the game.
Anyway, there's lots of people saying it's wasted points, but you can get your money for it in some games. We really used it to bulk up the army as my brother didn't have enough models to make the points up for this scenario.
The watchers bodyguarding the second hasharin throw themselves forward into combat, letting the black-clad man dash forwards towards the boat.
The haradrim man in the ruins backs to the doorway to try and even the odds against the goblins. Guarding a doorway like this makes the goblins roll to see if they actually strike the man or the wall, so it was much safer for the human!
At the end of turn 3 the goblins seem to be doing a good job of keeping the humans well back from the boats, delaying them to let the trolls get down the board.
In turn 4 the spear-troll again slays a human as he heads towards his target hasharin.
Buhrdur is getting closer and closer to the chieftain, who would duck through the ruins - except for the spearman guarding the doorway against the two goblins! A bad bottleneck when there's a big troll heading your way.
Since goblins can climb right up walls, a few times I spooked my brother by suddenly joining his archers with goblins. Of course, these times usually ended in plummeting goblins rather than dying haradrim! The hammer troll is slowly but surely working his way down towards the ruins, smashing humans in his path.
You can see a goblin near center that has fallen to his death after being beaten by the harad bowman he had tried to surprise. It is compulsory in these situations to actually make a falling, "aaaaaaahhhhhh - splat" sound when playing.
Here are two of the Harad snipers. These guys killed lots of goblins, sometimes very strategically. With plenty of range they had a lot of targets to choose from!
A couple of spearmen peel off to block Buhrdur while the harad spearman desperately tries to kill the goblins that are now blocking the chieftain's path to the boat!
Detouring around the ruins, the hasharin is charged by a goblin... who wins the fight... and wounds the hasharin! The hasharin then fails all of his fate rolls and is wounded! This is the luckiest goblin ever. We think the hasharin was so surprised at being attacked by a lone goblin that he let his guard down.
The other hasharin is getting mighty close to being face to belly button with a very angry troll. He kills his third goblin as he heads for the ladder. We decided trolls couldn't climb ladders.
At the end of turn 3 our turns are already quicker to resolve than the photography.
In turn 4 the spear troll is charged by a few haradrim, only one of them (a watcher of karna with their bonus against terror) manages to actually contact. He regrets his bravery shortly thereafter, but has given the hasharin a chance to escape!
Which he does by climbing up the ladder onto a rooftop just in time to see a goblin interloper slain by the bowmen. ("aaaaaah - splat!")
Similarly Buhrdur is charged... and loses his combat?!? At least the goblins are still bottlenecking the ruins.
Here is the terrifying Buhrdur, beaten by a spearman!
And wouldn't you know it?! The spear-goblin is finally defeated, with a good priority roll the ruins will be open for the chieftain!
Here are some sneaky goblins about to climb the wall and interrupt those pesky snipers.
This goblin archer killed a few guys, shooting every turn throughout the whole game. Unfortunately one or two of the kills were goblins... oops - sorry fellas!
The hasharin charges up the board, fired at by a LOT of arrows. With no fate and only one wound left he's not likely to make it too far. This particular turn he was hit about five times but no wound! He must have swiped all the arrows out of the air with his lightning fast knives! Inconceivable!
This goblin and this watcher fought each other for turn after turn. Although the hasharin had long moved on they continued at it, neither one managing to kill the other! It's little sequences like this going on in a game that make it really fun. Every turn it was like "he won the fight... no wound!" "no way!" So much fun =)
The spear-troll keeps pace with the hasharin by moving around the base of the building. Three goblin archer reinforcements step on as the hammer-troll also heads towards the human hero, who is nicely and dramatically silhouetted in this shot.
The other hasharin engages one of the shooting goblins, six arrows flash towards him... and land thwack into the goblin. Although fate wasn't with the hasharin before, he's somehow survived two rounds of arrows now - and one friendly fire goblin death! Inconceivable!
Buhrdur creams his way through another valiant spearman attempt to keep him at bay, while the final goblin falls in the ruins. In hindsight I should have used a heroic combat with Buhrdur, but didn't think about it until we had already done a few combats and you really should do it at the start of the phase. My brother and I are super lenient about such things, but I chose not to do it so that maybe the annoyance of forgetting would make me less likely to forget some other time.
The chieftain claims another goblin skull for his collection (which he keeps next to his wife's teacup collection).
At the end of turn 4...
The brave, possibly stupid, move has allowed the hasharin to descend the ladder unharmed, although the hammer-troll now looms large before him. Goblin arrows flash through the air, but clatter harmlessly against the brickwork behind him.
Around the back of the building, two familiar foes continue their ballet of brutality.
Goblins continue trying to climb the buildings to stop the archers from doing their thing. Most of the time it results in a dead goblin, but it was a dead goblin *I* chose rather than a goblin down near one of the heroes, so I consider them worthy sacrifices.
Case in point, two harad archers take out two goblin archers that had a clear shot at Mr. One Wound.
Who continues sprinting towards the boat, arrows flashing around him. Oh, and there may have been another friendly fire incident... maybe... how lucky can one guy be?!?! Inconceivable!
The haradrim chieftain finally enters the ruins, Buhrdur right behind him remembered this time to call a heroic combat, slays a spearman, then charges into the bodyguard and slays him too. Now he is posed for a clear attack at the chieftain!
At the end of the turn, it's not looking too brilliant for this hasharin either...
One hasharin has one wound and no fate, the other has two cave trolls near him and the chieftain has Buhrdur breathing down his back...
Turn 6 sees one epic confrontation finally finish!
The two-trolled hasharin calls a heroic move, gets his companions to attack the troll, then runs around them! The haradrim archers start taking out the goblin archers.
More epic haradrim archery sees goblins who could have charged the other hasharin fall dead as the human continues on his epic run...
Here's another angle on it, fortunately I've got goblins up on the buildings trying to stop the harad archers from sniping. Unfortunately they're not doing a very good job =) And yes, it's a smiley face because I find it quite fun to play with goblins, you don't expect much from them so it's a bonus if something does work and funny when it doesn't!
Both Buhrdur AND the chieftain called a heroic move... the chieftain won the roll-off so managed to elude the massive troll, who charged his bodyguards... lost the combat... and was wounded!
At the end of turn 6 it's still anyone's game. The heroes are finally making some progress, but it will take a bit of luck to get past the trolls!
Turn 7. With some more fancy footwork and excellent courage rolls the trolls are kept pinned (as they slaughter the pinners - it was both frustrating to not be able to attack the hasharin, but gleeful to be smashing with the trolls). More haradrim archery fells goblin archers.
Mr. One Wound continues to evade goblin arrows as he beelines towards the safety of the boat... Inconceivable!
From another angle you can see the goblins shooting at him. Every other game he's in he seems to die to arrows and he was almost dead right at the beginning of the game! He's living either a charmed life or he's on borrowed time... we were both eager to see which!
Poor Buhrdur, the evil cave troll chieftain who has slain hundreds of innocents, he takes another stabbing wound from a haradrim spearman. He's got no chance of catching the chieftain now (and is only one wound away from death!) At least he's got a good paintjob. (That's actually what I said to my brother.)
At the end of the turn it looks as though the two hasharin are on the home stretch!
Turn 8... uh oh... with no might left for another heroic move and priority going to the goblins, the hasharin is assailed by a hammer-troll backed up by a spear-troll. I always thought the spear was useless, but in this case he didn't have enough movement to reach base contact with the hasharin, but did have enough to get to base contact with the other troll! It's only one extra die, but it's a strength 6 one!
Mr. One Wound can be seen in the upper left of the shot. The haradrim archers take out the goblin archers.
Here's an angle showing some scale on just how big the trolls are compared to humans. The hasharin lost the fight, but only took one wound due to some lucky fate rolls! Still in the game!
Buhrdur again loses his fight! He still manages to stay alive though! Since when did my cave troll chieftain start thinking that way, from "how did I only manage to kill two humans this turn" to "phew, I didn't die!"
The chieftain is now close to getting a clear run to the ship, arrows whizz past him...
As you can see from this angle, I have goblin archers down every alleyway!
And Mr. One Wound Hasharin is almost there! Totally and utterly inconceivable!
At the end of turn 8 we're both cheering for the hasharin making his run to the boat! What a run the whole way with one wound left!
Unfortunately for the other hasharin, two cave trolls smash and stab him two times too many.
Oh, and from this angle you can see the assistance a goblin archer made to the combat.
The haradrim are still stopping me from shooting at the chieftain, throwing themselves into combat with all of my archers. Speaking of which... why do I keep reinforcing with archers when goblin archery is so stormtrooper like? Because humans are faster and outrun the little green stumpy legs, whereas my archers can come on and still participate in the battle.
Buhrdur loses ANOTHER combat, but stays alive =)
Archers keep on pegging shots at the rapidly diminishing back of the chieftain.
And Mr. One Wound Hasharin makes it to the ship! Huzzah! We were both really excited about this! What an inconceivable run to have made! I guess that word does not mean what I think it means!
If you look carefully by the beach you'll see a dead goblin archer. Since the humans had priority he was shot before he got to shoot. In a bizarre feat of "what if-ness" I wondered what would have happened if my brother had shot at something else. I rolled, and, you guessed it, that goblin archer would have killed Mr. One Wound! If I'd used that roll for one of my other archers I could have hit the chieftain!
Turn 10 and the hammer-troll is charged, but the spear-troll lunges out towards the chieftain, who is almost right at the boat!
Nooooooo! I mean... Yay! It's so hard to know who to root for sometimes! The chieftain, having made it SOOOO close is brutally and devastatingly destroyed, splashing blood and guts up onto the boat.
Which raises anchor and starts heading out to sea with a very relieved hasharin on board!
Just to finish the turn off, the hammer troll smacks a watcher to the ground...
Buhrdur finally wins a fight and decapitates two haradrim men...
And the boat sets sail for less goblin-infested shores. What an epically awesome match!
Technically speaking I won, as the scenario called for two heroes to escape for Harad victory and two heroes dead for Troll victory. I sort of think it was either a minor victory or a draw. My brother conceded a win to me. Either way we had a ton of fun!
Here are the surviving few humans.
And all that was left on the board for the trolls.
Well, what can I say, a complete blast of a game to play. That plucky hasharin run was just so amazingly fun. Every turn we would watch the goblin arrows plink around him. Every time he was hit we waited anxiously for the wounding roll. My brother threw everything at the goblins to stop them from shooting or shot to death goblins that were trying to intercept the heroes. It was just a non-stop nail biter!
In the end we couldn't believe how close it was. It really was just one or two rolls that totally tipped the game one way or the other. One priority change or arrow shot could have completely changed things.
In terms of balance, we think the points worked out well, I got a bit under 100 points worth of goblins back as reinforcements and started with 100 points less, so it balanced out there. So much fun!
I can't stress enough how much more exciting this game is if you play scenarios instead of death matches, if you haven't done it yet - what are you waiting for!?!?!